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“Fifty Shades of Grey” has a cult-like following – among women. Guys just don’t seem to get it or enjoy it as much. This funny, tongue-in-cheek “Secret Guide” summarizes the plot and gives skewed tips and advice specifically for guys.

In reality, both men and women, especially if they’ve already read the book, will find some great laughs from this unique and humorous “guide.”

From the Introduction:

Okay, first of all, if you’re looking for the book “Fifty Shades of Grey” by E.L. James, this ain’t it. Sorry about that, dang those stupid search engines, now go and try again. Second, what you’re reading here is just for guys. If you’re a woman, please stop reading right now and go back to the real book. There’s nothing here to interest you.

Are they gone? Good. Okay guys, now pay attention. This is important. You may be here because your girlfriend or wife was excited about the previously mentioned book. Perhaps she even wanted you to read it. She probably said it would spice up your sex life, and what guy wouldn’t be in favor of that?

Trust me – you do not want to read the book. It was written by a woman, for women. Most guys will find it dull, stupid, tiresome and waaaay too long. The ratio of tedious inner female monologue to sex scenes is about fifty shades of boring to one.

However, here’s the rub: You do need to know something about it. Why? Because your odds of having hot sex with your sweetie will go up exponentially if you do. For some reason, a lot of women absolutely love this book. It gets them all hot and bothered, in a good way. You’ve probably heard that it’s been called “mommy porn,” and you’re like, “okay, porn is good, what’s not to like about that?” But guess what? There are no pictures! Seriously, you’ll see more skin in a Sears’ ad than this book.

But hold on cowboy, you’re in luck. I’ve done all the hard work for you. I’ve plodded through the mind numbing boring stuff (and believe me, there’s whole lot of it.) I’ll give you the plot summary, highlight the sex scenes, and more importantly, teach you the things guys need to learn from this book. Just look for my tips throughout. You can thank me now or later. Consider it my gift to mankind, emphasis on the “man.” Ready? Set. Go!

Product Details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 138 KB
  • Print Length: 48 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by:  Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0080RDFRU
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled

Customer Reviews

hilarious

 on 27 June 2012
By Kindle Customer
This book was hilarious and also highlighted bits that annoyed me about the originals “the inner goddess” etc. I laughed out loud. Very tongue in cheek and very funny.

kindle

 on 10 November 2012
By S. Baker
a very naughty book I have not read it but my wife has no comments from her yet awaiting for comments

Fifty shades of laughter!

 on 20 July 2012
By JamieC
Hysterically funny, after reading the actual books and then moving on to this one I could not stop laughing. the way its written had me cracking up in the middle of the bus unable to contain my laugher!
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